The Racial Implications of Moustache.

If there's one thing the O.J. Simpson trial and Kanye West's "George Bush doesn't care about black people" rant has taught us, it is that race is an important factor in everything; be it a double homicide or hurricane relief effort.
As some of us are quickly finding out the world of moustache is no different...

From Ryan (My Son) Green:

All I have to say about growing this moustache is it sucks sweaty donkey scrotum. I'm not like some of you men of various Arabic nationalities and other nations of international descent who can grow a Tom Selleck stache the night before we go. God damn its hard to grow a stache! I have to admit that 99% of the time its pretty sweet to be a caker. Women flock to us, God pretty much only accepts us into heaven, and we make more money. But you've got me at my weakness...growing facial hair. God damn you Nanoon! Its coming back 10 fold. Green.

P.S. I love you.