The first piece from Mike S'ad has convinced me that he has not onlydecided to experiment with the art of moustache, but possibly also theart of LSD.
Chris Reynold's closes out this post with a piece that explains why he believes the sum of his body hair is truly the greatest rainbow nature has to offer.
As always, Enjoy.
From Mikey:
Well I know that I haven't been writing in "the mustache memories" all week, but there is good reason for it.
On Tuesday I ran into a ambiguously mustacheless giraffe, he tried to trade me his over grown lawn mower wheel and 2 baby anazorphic macaroon, I thought and contemplated, but I just told him, I was outta here.
Well since that extreme encounter I realized first I will never walk through bristol road on a sunday afternoon drinking gatorade on a trampoline.
No honestly I have been sick and when I'm sick my mustache doesn't grow!
- musteratta
"the rebel" musteratta
Feed your head.
From Chris Reynolds:I almost have a fully mature goatee now and I have an announcement to make.
Most of you know Chris Reynolds as a clean shaven guy with dirty blonde hair, a crude sense
of humour with a German blockhead.
So here is the announcement… I HAVE RED FACIAL HAIR (and that I am not 100% German).
Some red headed bastard from Norway conquered Scotland about 1400 years ago, banged one of my Druid
Pagan Scottish ancestors and here we are in the year 2007 and Reynolds has facial hair that’s as red as the fires of hell.
To see how confusing my genealogy is look no further than my hair follicles:
I have dirty blonde hair on my head, black hair on stomach and chest, platinum blonde hair on my legs and now I have red facial hair.
My ancestors were raped and plundered by every conquering civilization throughout the history of Europe.
Considering we are going to a Viking themed hotel, I find it completely appropriate that I look like a crazy Viking right now.
You have heard of the famous Viking “Eric the Red”… I look like “Reynolds the Ginger Pussy Licker”.
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