Sunday, January 28, 2007

It Happens.

While most men were brought to the brink of their testosterone impeded emotions by Ryan's Family Affair post it seems that there were also some who were not so moved.
The world of moustache is not exempt from the political implications we all face in day to day life.
One man's terrorist can often be another man's hero.
To use a couple played out cliches to help illustrate my point: "There are two sides to every coin" and "It's all about perspective".
Here Luis shares his reasoning for why he believes Ryan got it all wrong and reminds us all not to forget the true and more spontaneous nature of the moustache.


From Luis:

Who’s a man among men here?
What is this diary/journal/essay of a boy becoming a man bullshit? Greener, don’t take it personal but I’m sure you can post your Dr.Phil, emotion filled, poor excuse of crying out for still not having the stache you’re trying to grow feelings into another blog. Try http://colors-of-love.blogspot.com. This blog is for men. And just because the guys from The Village People GREW some serious staches – it didn’t make them men.

Let me explain:

First off, reading into the last diary entry, mentioned was Chuck Norris. Nobody’s goatee makes Chuck Norris run. In fact most of us can learn something from Mr. Norris’s facial hair. The man’s stache is so thick he hides in it a roundhouse kick to the chin for the next woman that tells him “its too prickly”. Now I don’t know if it’s because of a little too much K-OS on the radio but this “man I used to be” shit doesn’t cut it in this blog. You all have to understand MEN don’t grow a moustache. They don’t GROW a beard. Growing is something done in nurturing. In waiting patiently and kindling in the right setting.

A MANS beard HAPPENS.

For f*@# sakes man, it just happens. When you’re working 12hrs straight instead of some bitches 8, it happens. When you’re changing the oil yourself over the weekend, it happens. When you’re filleting a northern pike on shore for lunch using only your bare hands, it happens. And guess what? When you’re a man, it happens. Like money, man made the moustache. The moustache never made the man pussies. And that’s something even Chuck could be proud of.

Lui

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