...Absolutely Nothing!! Say it Again....

Okay so shit just got heavy tonight when I received the following e-mail from Green. It's a retaliation piece against Luis' "It Happens" post in which Luis had not only a word or two for Green but a couple left over for his family too.

Now unless you count the fact I always had an uncanny certainty that neither Milli nor Vanilli were actually singing in their onstage performances - I'm not psychic.
I however can forsee this verbal feud escalating with the kind of speed only before seen in the Anchorman news-team streetfight.
But before anyone has their arm lopped off or goes running around with a live grenade I ask both Luis and Green to take a moment and consider the words of philosopher/musician Edwin Starr:


Ooooh, war, huh. Good God y'all. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Say it again.


Heavy.


As always, Enjoy



From Ryan 'My Son' Green:



The Warning

* if you haven't read Luis' piece "It Happens" then I suggest you read it before reading this.



First and foremost I would like to say 'no offense' Luis. Apparently according to your piece I can say that, and anything I write aftewards can be excused. Secondly, making a huge deal out of growing a moustache is "the big joke". Realistically growing a three week old stache isn't going to thrust us into manhood***. So why knowing this, would you make fun of someone who is more or less poking fun at himself? tsk tsk. Apparently your sense of humor matches your mediocre ball hockey skills. I have to admit though, it is admirable that you would take the time out of your busy day of putting pizzas into ovens to look on the internet and regurgitate some hot lines about Chuck Norris that somebody else wrote in order to defend him.

OOOOHHHH! Burn job on me!

Because of you I now feel I have the responsibility to dispel some of the rumors about your mystical boyfriend. He is not invincible nor is he the glorious man you fantasize about when you're having sex with Abbas. There are three things that can send Chuck running in fear:

My step fathers partial goatee, your mothers full grown goatee and Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu the legend continues. Chuck Norris does not have a roundhouse kick hiding in his beard nor did he count to infinity twice. He's a 65 year old has been with a lackluster movie career. In fact this is what he looks like now...
















* note picture does not actually depict Chuck Norris

So someone tell Chuck and this pizza flipping Italian stereotype that I give more thorough tongue lashings than a dyke eating out her girlfriend. Causing a war with words only means you'll get burnt because the fire I spit burns hotter then your lust for Chuck, Luis. But one lesson can be learned from all this... I didn't type these insults, they just happened.


Greener aka Top Shotta, God MC





*** editors note: I fully disagree with this and expect to be twice the man I was prior to growing a moustache upon successfully achieving my goal. In fact in a way I have already become more of a man; since I have stopped shaving my penis has grown a full 1/2 inch. Honest.





****amendment to editors note: with regards to the claims I have made above - I just realized that the tip end of the ruler I use to measure my penis has been cleanly broken off and so my penis has not in fact grown, the broken ruler has simply created the illusion of such. I apologize to all those who were looking forward to similar results.