Wind Down

As we enter the home stretch it seems as though everyone's ready to pat each other on the ass and say 'good game'. And why not? Why not be sentimental about something as deep as what we have experienced in the last while?

Those who have been in it from the beginning have nothing to prove to anyone anymore. You now have a permanent place at the table of men, much like Jack Nicholson who seems to always be invited to the Oscars even in years when he doesn't make a movie. Rest assured that you will always and forever be men.

Those who weren't in it from the beginning but brought strength to the scene also deserve their due. Sometimes its not about where you start but where you finish.

And to those who "work in a bank", I apologize for inconveniencing your pussy lifestyle with my manly request. I sincerely hope you didn't sprain your vagina while half-assing your way through this man-tastic event.

To the men: It's been all that and then some.

Don't believe me? Just ask Luis...


From Luis:

Ron, I was inspired by your post. Its great. I really didn’t think the group of guys would go this far, this deep into the scheme. With the hair this thick and considering the group of gentlemen involved, this even tests the Cal Ripken study by Bill. It’s pretty weird to say, but you honestly do look at the world differently when you’ve got thick hair on your face. Even the guys bearing just countable hairs show off a strong sense of position. People look at you and just know where you stand. Forget the Thai take out tonight honey, make me steak woman.
Don’t get me wrong, this shit really does test your manhood. At times I turn my neck and I feel like I’m getting stabbed by a million raging fire aunts and I think “FOR WHAT?!” Just a couple swipes with the braun and everything’s manageable. But no, I won’t do it. I’m going ice fishing tomorrow and only two things are keeping me warm. A bottle of 10yr Napoleon and this beard. So coming down to the last stretch, don’t let the banks tell you how to live. Don’t let the rash you gave your gf deter you. Man up and let it grow.
On that note, I think everyone should contribute to this webpage as well. These posts crack me up.
In the great words of a blind Pacino…
“Hoooaah” (Possibly the manliest thing to say).