Role Call pt.2

I'd have an easier time tracking down an original copy of the bible than getting all the guys to send me in photos, so what we have here is a random assortment of whoever I've seen over the last couple days. With only 4 days left these should give you a good idea of what sleaze is to come on my birthday night.

Hide your Aunts.


K-







Jon Jon - when I asked him "where's your moustache" he was like "dude I work at a bank".
Softer than me making love to your mother while listening to Sade.












Le Pig - still doesn't even know that we're all growing moustaches together for a party. this is just how he's livin'.








Goose - can't wait til his girlfriend will let him go down on her again - (feb.10).













Ginobili - believe it or not he started on Day 1















Luig - posing it up at Da Best (just north of Lakeshore on Hwy.10). He was having sex with one of his 17 year old employees in the back when I showed up but took time to pose for this pic and bake me a calzone. What a guy.






Nick - direct quote: (speaking about the party) "I will eat asshole before the night is over".









Reynolds - Is this really Reynolds or a picture of someone's dad getting ready to shovel the driveway? wtf.











Eddie - things you would not know about Eddie from this picture:
1) He has a job
2) He is a father (son is just over a year old)
3) He has a job (!).





Ron - was the odds on favourite in the opinion of many but has fallen by the wayside to the likes of Piggy. Was it overconfidence? Lack of preparation?...I'd put down at 5-1 that he's been waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat screaming "what the fuck!!!" for the last week.









Horse - direct quote from Horse circa 1999: "If she's even brave enough to take it to court then its your word against hers".

Wisdom.

Greener - Just happy to be here.